May 23 is National Taffy Day! To celebrate, I’m sharing my top ten favorite jokes brought to us by Laffy Taffy.
What is thin, white, and scary?
Homework.
What room has no walls?
A mushroom.
What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
A pinch-hitter.
How does the Man on the Moon get his hair cut?
Eclipse it.
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly.
When does it rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What does a bee sit on?
His bee-hind.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the pizza’s jokes?
They were too cheesy.
What’s your favorite pun?
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